How the cow works
Dividend stocks are called cash cows. This one is a memecoin that gets milked every 5 minutes, forever. The bucket is a real tokenized stock, and it lands in one holder's wallet without anyone clicking claim.
The loop
- Graze. Every $MOO trade, buy or sell, pays the pump.fun creator fee. All of it goes into the pot.
- Milk. When the clock hits zero the cow collects the pot.
- Spin. The wheel picks one stock at random.
- Draw. One holder is picked at random, weighted by tickets.
- Pay. 80% of the pot buys that stock on-chain. It goes straight to the winner. No claiming, no deadline.
- Burn. 20% buys $MOO and destroys it. Supply only goes down.
That's about 288 milkings a day. If the pot is under 0.01 SOL there's no draw. It rolls into the next milking so the bucket is always worth more than the fees to deliver it.
Provably fair
Before each milking the cow publishes a commitment, the SHA-256 hash of a secret, together with a Solana slot about one milking in the future. The cow controls the secret but not that slot's blockhash. The chain controls the blockhash but knows nothing of the secret.
The milking is decided by the hash of both together, so neither side can steer it. When it ends the secret and the full herd list are published. Every milking page recomputes the result in your own browser, with nothing to trust but arithmetic.
Who is in the herd
Anyone holding at least 0.05% of supply at the snapshot, around a hundred wallets. Nothing to sign up for, nothing to stake. Connecting a wallet is optional and only proves an address is yours. It authorises no transaction, and entry does not depend on it.
A bigger balance means more tickets, but no wallet may exceed 2% of the tickets in a milking. Holding more helps. Holding a lot does not let you own the outcome.
Liquidity pools, the bonding curve, the cow's own wallet and known exchange deposit addresses are excluded. Program-owned accounts are detected on-chain, so pools that appear later are excluded too.
Streaks
Hold through 100 milkings (about 8 hours) without selling a single $MOO and your tickets get +10%. Every further 100 adds another 10%, up to +50%. Sell anything and the streak resets to zero. The bonus applies to base tickets before the 2% cap, so it rewards patient small holders more than whales.
The herd picks the wheel
Every wallet in the herd gets one vote, weighted by its tickets, for which stocks belong on the wheel. At every milking the top 15 by vote weight form the wheel, and a stock is skipped that minute if the bucket cannot buy it under 2% price impact. Votes can be changed at any time and cost nothing: your wallet signs a short message, never a transaction. The live tally sits on the barn page.
What's in the bucket
xStocks, tokenized US equities issued by Backed Finance and traded on Solana. The wheel is rebuilt from live quotes before every milking, and a stock only stays on it if the pot can buy it while losing less than 2% to slippage.
Real shares, small size, often $20 to $60. Overnight and at weekends the depth thins out, and milkings roll over instead of overpaying.
Risks
An xStock tracks the price of a share but is not a share: no voting rights, no direct claim on the company. These tokens carry a permanent delegate and a pause switch, so the issuer can freeze transfers or reclaim them, including after a bucket reaches you. That power sits with the issuer, not with this project.
Crypto is volatile, buckets are small and random and never guaranteed, and a memecoin can go to zero. Only put in what you can lose.
This page runs a local simulation so you can see the whole loop. No real tokens move here.